Exhibit A: Ravenloft - A Series of Films
Commentary: Lord Bertram Buskerton
Dictated to: Earl Cagey, June 3, Year of our lord 2007

<Mister Buskerton smells like wine.> Cease prattling and start writing you useless Turk! No, I don't care that you're not Turkish! Why on this blasted earth would that matter to me? This entry comes from the addled young A.R. White of Hughestonne, who believes that making a picture about a game is an acceptable behaviour. It was absolutely ridiculous, and he did not wish to display these items, but two small bottles of laudinum changed his mind. Oh, how I pity the starving artist.

Now shut it and get out, Cagey! <Mister Buskerton hit me with a stapler.>