Two Whelps, one Page-

That would be an appropos way to describe the pitiable ramblings contained herein. However, there is a certain charm, a certain allure-provinciale that pervades the lives of the characters to follow, and appeals to the baser nature in all of us.

So read on!

But in so doing, take heed of my warning: Some of this writing is really, really appalling.

• A.R. White
• Richard Reynolds Taylor III