It's Always A Sad ThinG When A Noble Loses His Land

I should know. I barely missed the chance to bid upon Mr. Taylor's estate and title when it happened. Terrible. Terrible, indeed. But now, things are looking up for the chap. What with a steady infusion of cheap wine and hard liquor, the ex-nobleman has been able to procure gainful employment at my firt. So join me as we explore the recesses of this very strange man's mind, and laugh at him as though he was a caged monkey.

Exhibit B: Descending Upon Afrika
Commentary: Mr. E.G. Wallaby
Dictated to: Edie Snickels, June 28, Year of our lord 1807

<Mister Wallaby is dancing. This is a truly frightening sight.> Well, Petunia, I've read the latest from Lord Taylor and I must say it is simply scrumptious! <Mister Wallaby is making a noise as though he were picking meat off a rotten bone. I believe he is trying to illustrate gustatory pleasure.> It's yet another ripping yarn featuring yours truly! The others are in there, too, but I am the star of this show! You know, one could almost consider making Lord Taylor a partner for all of his flattery. But, then again, he is so much cheaper to handle as an indentured servant. Send the good man two bottles of absinthe, if you would, Pumpkin.

<I'm afraid of anything that Wallaby loves. Maybe you should read it and tell me if you like it. You can download it here.>

Exhibit A: Igor Anilinium - Evil Handiman
Commentary: Mr. E.G. Wallaby
Dictated to: Edie Snickels, June 6, Year of our lord 1807

<Mister Wallaby seems in rare spirits. That cannot be a good thing.> Hullo, hullo, my dearest... dear! It seems we've a post from Lord Taylor the Three! So wonderful, as it features yours truly! <It also features the other partners... as villains> And look! There's even a wine stain upon page three! He got our package after all! Well, Edie, my Petunia, pour me a glass of scotch and soda. I'd like to get into that oaf's mindset before digesting his work.

<The story was quite lovely for showing Wallaby as the buffoon he is. You can download it here.>